Ubisoft’s “South Park: The Stick Of Truth” Is Coming To A Gaming Console Near You This Holiday Season!

“Oh my God! They announced a release date!”

The wait has been long and grueling, testing the patience of fans worldwide. People everywhere have been asking us….”When O WHEN does the new South Park Video Game come out?” Well the wait is over…almost.

On Dec. 10th Ubisoft and Obsidian are releasing South Park: The Stick of Truth on the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC platforms and your life may NEVER… BE… THE SAME!

If THAT wasn’t enough to get you excited then perhaps THIS will. In addition to the regular game there will also be a South Park: The Stick of Truth Grand Wizard Edition. It features a “trove of mystical items from the deepest reaches of South Park to aid you in your quest to acquire the Stick of Truth and rid the realm of evil.“

This version comes with the game, a six inch Grand Wizard Cartman Figure by the gifted folks over at KidRobot, a Kingdom of South Park Map and The Stick of Truth Ultimate Fellowship Pack which includes costumes that come equipped with uber secret, special abilities.

Here is more info from the official press release:

Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s saviour, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known as a loser.

Unlock the ultimate fellowship with the one pack to rule them all! Choose your class and pick your perk with four exclusive Stick of Truth costumes that come equipped with special abilities. Suit up as the Necromancer Sorcerer to increase your fire damage, earn extra gold by equipping the Rogue Assassin outfit, deal extra weapon damage with the Ranger Elf costume, or raise your defence with the Holy Defender outfit. The choice is yours, New Kid.

Check out THESE nifty XBOX preorder bonuses: Rise up with the gang from South Park and help the New Kid reach his full potential. Preorder your copy of “South Park: The Stick Of Truth” HERE and step forward and fulfill your d-d-d-d–d-…!